I'm bored, so here's a thread for haikus.

Format: 3 unrhymed lines with 5, 7, 5 syllables respectively.

A cat tastes good.
Cat jumped into my lunchbox.
Cat no longer lives.

Into darkness I
go before I know
that the bulb is bust.

Christopher my name
is what I am called by
for my name is Chris.

:)

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I suck at making
These haiku things and I have
To use the toilet

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I have been trying
To write a haiku for you
Some things I just can't do

Maybe you're beyond
Ancient Asian poetry
Or maybe it's just me

(^cheated. Haiku, by Tally Hall)

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I will try this thing..
What am I doing again?
This is so crazy.

Heard the news, have you ?
Talk to the absurd black bird,
Answer you he will.


?????

I am crazy.

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I will debate to
see why I cannot seem to
think of anything.

Is it just me or
do cat entrails taste slightly
of old meringue soup?

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this thread has become
to slightly disturb my thoughts,
for it's randomness.

For the hell of it
I want to let you all know:
I like lemon pie.

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I bought an album
called Follow The Reaper by
Children of Bodom

Pretty bad but oh well

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Back with a vengeance...kind of.

Rat droppings will
save humanity from the
brink of destruction.

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Weiner sounds a bit
disturbed talking of cats.
I prefer chicken

The sun shines brightly
through my curtains, bringing the
sight of summers day

The wind blows gently
through my open windows and
smells of hot concrete

I sit in the shade,
a cool drink by my side with
moisture down it's sides

I wake in my sleep
Scream fading slowly into air
Bad dream gone away

I lay unrested
Fear permeating my core
It rises slowly

Then I go down
to the kitchen to get some
pot noodles and pie.

For I am saved by
Flying Spaghettimonster
patron of the weird.

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Young cat caught a bird
alive, he did not eat it
The bird flew away




Someone make me stop
this haiku business is
driving me batty

You will surrender
The power of the haiku
commands it from you.

:)

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I have a brown robe
that is warm and is too large
Bathrobe Jedi, me

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Although you have said
You are a Bathrobe Jedi
What of your saber?

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dark, you can't come soon enough for me