OK... a while back... my arch-nemesis Wiener came up with a BRILLIANT idea of sewing in speakers into your suit jacket, so you could walk around, with your own theme music. But, the possibilities are limitless! Theme Music Underwear! etc.

So, saying you had your own line of patent pending Theme Music clothing... what theme songs would you have programmed in, and for what situations?

Walking down the street:

Freddie's Dead by Curtis Mayfield

Party at the office, after a huge success or something...

September by Earth, Wind, and Fire

And for the Music Underwear, in the bedroom....

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye

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AHEM!

Street walking:
Stayin' Alive - Beegees

Crossing the Street:
In the Middle, in the middle, in the middle - They Might Be Giants

Driving:
Various Rock or Metal music

Baby-making:
See above

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They stole Wiener's idea! I demand justice! Also... you don't need theme music in the car- you have a cd player for that

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